Monjinator made a really excellent point. I mean, when did Sam start having game with girls? THIS KID IS AN UBER NERD, BUT WE ARE FORGETTING THAT SAM IS NOT THE PICTURE OF COOL HIMSELF. Sam should not be scoffing at this kid for being a virgin, okay? At 17, Sam would definitely have still been a virgin were he not letting his brother touch his no-no places. "One Sasquatch, one leather jacket." - How did they cram both of those big ass men into such an appropriate little nut shell? Sam Winchester in a Darth Vader shirt turns me on. And I bet he'll be so traumatized he won't be able to let Sam drive again for months. Dean was definitely not pissed enough about that.
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WE DO NOT BEAT THE OTHER WOMAN JUST BECAUSE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, SAM. Wonderful going, kid.įake!Sam hurt the Impala! He is obviously new to this whole "being Dean's girlfriend" thing. How did that kid know exactly where to go to get the cell phones? Also worth mentioning: All the contacts that will call those numbers in the future will get an answering machine and without the Winchesters to save them, they will die.
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HOW IS A GIRL TO KEEP HER VAGINA TOGETHER?! That was my bad, please go on being a touchy bitch, Sam. My sources have informed me that the tatto is in fact supposed to say "Let's hug it out naked," and only be taken seriously when he is talking to his brother. Now now, Sam! Don't be so touchy! Gary's mom wants to give you a hug! YOU ARE SAM WINCHESTER, "LET'S HUG IT OUT" SHOULD BE TATTOOED ON YOUR FOREHEAD -Oh? Excuse me? What's that?-I'm sorry guys. And here I thought it was an urban legend. I loved how Sam stopped in that park and stood there for thirty seconds like, "My SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING!" but he didn't, I don't know, get the fuck out of there before the fucking poison darts start flying.Īlso worth noting.where the fuck do you buy a poison dart gun at age 17? I had to wait until I turned 18 to get mine.Īh, and we have found the outfit that even Jared Padalecki cannot make sexy. Take it from one Sammy eye fucker to another. That kid was just eye fucking the shit out of Sam. Often.ĭEAN ASKED SAM TO BE HIS WIFE AND SAM REJECTED HIM. Oh why oh why do you read your lines as if your character fucks his brother, Jensen? Oh, that's right. But seriously, attempt at making this casual enough to be dismissed by normal people? Fail. "You shake it up good, baby." - Enough said. And the fact that Sam eats healthy and gay shakes. I Loooved Dean's "My brother's shake is gay." face. "Take yourselves a little vacation." - Okay, so after this line I made a joke about how Dean just wants them out of the house so he can play domestic with Sam. And a lot of the time, Dean puts his dick in it! \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ I was going to yell at this lady about not being allowed to call him Sammy, but I guess if she was their baby sitter back when Sam let people call him that it's okay.
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO INSIST ON WRITING EPISODES BASED ON FANFICTION, GET THE FUCKING RULES RIGHT. These guys ignored the first rule of body swap. Really, we couldn't have the kid in there for one day without him having sex in Sam's body? That's really wrong. I do not see this as a consent issue like some of you do, but I do see it as dirty and uncalled for. I mean, it's not that hard to believe, he's got that cro-magnon skull. And this lady? Should probably have picked up on the fact that she was taking home a retard.
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"I would, like, love to have the sex with you." - Wow, this kid has negative game. Jared was doing that between takes because he really does think he's that sexy and they decided to use it. You may think this is Jared *acting* like he thinks he's sexy. You really know you're getting a throw away episode when they couldn't think of a single thing we needed to be told. You don't like Wincest.ĭidn't waste time with a Then this time around.